I don’t even know where to begin with this! I was on IMDB and saw that Michael Bay is producing a live-action TMNT remake minus the TM… now if you’re confused like I was check out the plot for Bay’s version on Ninja Turtles:

Storyline(IMDB) - Aliens invade Earth and inadvertently spawn a quartet of mutated reptile warriors, the Ninja Turtles, who rise up against them to defend the world.

What?! Alien ninja mutant turtles?! I have so many questions including why can’t he come up with something original instead of potentially ruining a classic? So they’re coming from outer-space… does that mean the legendary secret ooze isn’t part of the equation anymore?! There’s still some time for developments on this movie as it is scheduled to hit theaters at the beginning of summer 2014. I can’t be explicit regarding my feelings so gosh darn you Michael Bay, gosh darn you to heck!  Since anger is my initial reaction to this story I’m going to have to Ninja Rap it out.