This is amazing! Research suggests that dolphins have names, and not "Flipper" "Squeaky" or "Big Nose" or other names that we give them when they work in theme parks. No, they apparently have real names!
Unfortunately, they're all named Chris. "Hey, Chris!" "Hi, Chris!" "Have you seen Chris?" Obviously, this creates much confusion in the dolphin world, and may explain why they have never caught up with us people. While we've been to the moon, they are still trying to get past the "jump-for-a-fish" technology.