A man has been arrested for stealing historic brain samples from a museum in Indianapolis. There had been several recent break-ins at the Medical History Museum in Indy (a fascinating place. I've been there several times) and items including brain samples from mental patients dating back to the 1890s were taken.
Fortunately for police, this guy decided to sell them on eBay, and after an alert eBay customer reported the suspicious sale, the man was easily tracked down. Jeez, how dumb is this guy? I mean can't he steal a brain or something? Oh, wait. No, he can't.